Sunday, March 28, 2010

Today's Celebrations and Senior Sunday

SENIOR SUNDAY

Romance?

Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To the bathroom to get my teeth," he replied.






Grandma's Visit


"Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side). "Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."

The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.

"He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy.


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Vince Vaughn is 40.

Reba McEntire is 55.

Ken Howard is 66.


Kate Gosselin is 35.

Julia Stiles is 29.

Lady Gaga  (real name - Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta) is 24.