Thursday Thunks

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the king's horses,And all the king's men,Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall? He was waiting for me silly!

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named?
Their names are Curly Locks and Eeny Meeny Miney Moe. Curly locks went bald and Eeny MMM is 7 feet tall.

3. Does Barbie have kankles? OMG! NO,Barbie does NOT have kankles.

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine? Yes, I have a recipe featured in a Feedback Magazine. They paid me $25, WhooHoo!

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it? Yes, my Mom did, and it disappeared after she passed away.

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen's question from Insanity Cafe.) Snickers with Almonds

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,Three men in a tub,And how do you think they got there?The butcher, the baker,The candlestick-maker,They all jumped out of a rotten potato,'Twas enough to make a man stare.
What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink? Of course they stink, they were inside a Rotten potato. The potato exploded upon releasing the three men. That was one BIG tater!

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