Thursday, December 10, 2009

Thursday Thunks

1. Isn't showing a condom commercial during Sex Rehab With Dr Drew almost like showing a pain narcotic or an alcohol commercial during Intervention? Yes, but if you think about it, it's hilarious!

2. Burger King and Ronald McDonald met Colonel Sanders in a dark alley. They beat him down for just serving chicken and not sharing his "11 herbs & spices". The Colonel goes down. Begs for his life. Where do they go to eat afterwards? Pizza Hut

3. You take a shower, go to leave the bathroom and the door is stuck. Due to humidity and moisture it won't budge. It will not open. No one else is home. You can't go out the window. How long do you sit in the bathroom and how do you occupy your time? I would keep trying to get it open, and if all else fails..a long bubble bath would work.

4. You are a rockstar, but you need a cool rocker name. What is it and how did you decide on that name? Bella Daly and I let Rockstarnamegenerator.com do it for me.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a family function? lol, no, but can't wait to see why someone did

6. If purple ate yellow, what color would come out? aqua

7. The closest paper and pen to you right now. What color are they? paper is white with green lines, pen is candy cane

8. Corn chips or potato chips? Potato chips, Lays BBQ

9. You are forced to swallow either a diamond or a piece of coal. Don't ask. Just do it. Which do you choose? the diamond... I would get to keep it in a few days after a good cleaning. The coal I would just flush.

10. If your mouse decided to attack your keyboard, who would win? my mouse would definitely win!